My world has officially descended into chaos; the removal men have arrived. All around me are boxes, as strangers dismantle my life and carefully pack it into the back of the most enormous lorry I have ever seen. This is suddenly all becoming frighteningly real, we are actually moving to the coast. And leaving London. The man in the corner shop looked astonished when I told him we were leaving this morning, and rather sad. Oh dear. Right, no time for idle chat, the removal men need tea apparently. I know my new role in life...